Our world famous Couthie Cards are may seem behind the times, old fashioned, but tak a closer look and they’re always topical!
- Does my bum look big in this? (019 01)
- You can never get a signal in these alleys (019 02)
- He was a bonny braw lad, but foreplay was definitely not his strong point (019 03)
- Hitch it higher Hamish – or we’ll niver get a lift (019 04)
- Can the next beauty treatment be botox hen? (019-05)
- Reel men love tae dance! (019 06)
- Oh Gawd! It says here that red accessories disnae go wi’ stripit stockings (019 07)
- Betty’s husband loved his Calvin’s Klean! (019 08)
- It’s guid to stay in the Y.M.C.A (019 09)
- Step we gaily on we go (019 10)
- Aggie have a keek at thon six pack ower there (019 11)
- I know they’re not pre-packed but they’re definitely organic! (019 12)
- A guid nicht oot wi’ the lads means a drookit heid in the morn (019 13)
- The Big Yin got it aw frae me! (019 14)
- Wullie or wullie no (019 15)
- Wis it a double latte ye wanted (019-18)
- Smile Dougie they’re tourists (019 16)
- Tak an auld woman’s advice ‘nine inch will please a lady’ (019 17)
- The lassies were no very happy with their make-overs! (019 19)
- Ye git a guid blow from a piper (019 20)
Based on an idea by: Ruth Alder
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